You're not Irish.

I've seen too many people around St. Patrick's day wearing the "Kiss Me I'm Irish" t-shirt. It's not cool unless you are Irish. I'm not talkin' 1/4th Irish either. If you wear one of those shirts you better have a hell of a lot of Irish in you. Take this person, for example.
Keep in mind, this is unedited.

What's wrong with him!? Is being Asian suddenly not good enough anymore? Oh, scratch that. I've spotted the Irish in you! It's not that you have red hair, you have a red FACE. Sorry I doubted you.

What's so great about Ireland anyway? Don't get me wrong, Ireland is beautiful. I love Irish music and they have great accents. But how many other countries fall into this category? Seriously. I'm over 1/4th Irish and have about the same amount of Scottish in me, but I wouldn't be caught dead one of those t-shirts.
Hell, I even have a very small amount of Savage in me (Cherokee), but do you see me dressing like an Indian sporting a peace pipe?


Note: That is MY face on the indian on the left.


There is only one obvious solution I can come to. Don't be fake. Put on a green hat on St. Patrick's day if it makes you feel special, but for God's sake, unless you're Irish, lose the shirt. Especially if you have nice boobies..
Oh yeah, one final thing.