NEWS: Boy Treats uncircumcised friend “Just like anyone else.”

HOUSTON, TX – Jacob Maloni, expert friend and Yu-Gi-O historian, wants the entire world to know he treats his friend, Conner Williams, just like a normal person. He tells how it all came to happen on Monday night “Conner was spending the night and I noticed his prepuce and frenulum where in tact. I just blinked. I kept blinking and blinking.”
Jacob is really excited to know his friend's new secret. He was so excited at the end of the interview that he told us, “I’m going to tell everybody at school tomorrow."

This has been Lenny, with Krupple News