Ugliest Cars and SUVs
The Following are in no particular order.
PT cruiser
My best friend nicknamed this car “The Bathtub,” and for good reason. I sometimes expect to look inside and see the things filled with water. This car was a concept car that should have ended up looking like an old gangster or mafia mobile. Instead, it has become something frumpy, middle aged, unimportant business men drive to work. Most of the executive wannabes who drive this car are the same type who wear their Bluetooth phone ear-piece in public.
What's worse is when bratty kids shit chrome trim all over the exterior of their Bathtubs. Worse than that are the hood intakes, and flames you can put on your Bathtub. Go to the PT Cruiser website to build your custom Bathtub. You'll feel nauseous by the time you're done making yours.
Ford Focus
What can I say? It reminds me of a plastic, toy car and it looks like a short, bald, fat kid with an underbite.
Mazda Miata
The Miata has always been a gay man's car. It's been the wuss of the 'sports car' world for years. We aren't judging based on performance though. This most recent model looks like a freakin sardine. What's worse than a Mazda Miata? A Miata with an exhaust tip.
Toyota Yaris
This car depresses me. Something about it reminds me of all of those hideous economy cars over in Europe. I know this isn't a European car, but it represents the beginning of the fall of the automobile industry.
These are in no particular order.
Smart Fortwo
You might have never seen this car before. It's made by Smart, a company started by and owned by Mercedes. This car is so ugly that it's not even allowed to be imported into America and I've only seen two on the road. Thank god.
Pontiac Aztek
Not only is the car ugly, but in an attempt to be cute, Pontiac spelled 'Aztec' with a 'k' instead of a 'c.' Nice going. Pontiac predicted 75,000 Azteks would be sold in the year 2001 when it was first released. To their surprise, they were only able to real in around 12,000 public buyers for the entire year. Some concept cars should remain just that; concepts. Not only
Fiat Panda
Too much, too much too much. It's like the exterior accessories fairy threw up on this thing.
FJ Cruiser
The first time I was at the Dallas Auto Show and there were literally people (including me) walking around this thing while pointing and laughing. Surprisingly enough, this thing has developed a specific, cult following.
The FJ Cruiser looks like a toy and has a big, ugly front bumper that doesn't match at all. The thing is square in the back, but the front part and headlights are round. It just doesn't match. The other thing that makes this car seem less attractive is that it's being made in yellow and baby blue. The silver, white and black versions don't look as bad. Although it's starting to grow on me, it will remain on my ugly car list.
Isuzu VehiCROSS
The first time I saw this thing, my jaw dropped and I shat myself (it was a manly shit). After that, I laughed my ass off. No, the front bumper didn't fall off and no, there's not supposed to be a grill there. This thing is so ugly, the only thing I can compare it to is a fat kid who accidentally shaved his penis and balls off. Look at it. You see what I'm talking about?
PT cruiser
My best friend nicknamed this car “The Bathtub,” and for good reason. I sometimes expect to look inside and see the things filled with water. This car was a concept car that should have ended up looking like an old gangster or mafia mobile. Instead, it has become something frumpy, middle aged, unimportant business men drive to work. Most of the executive wannabes who drive this car are the same type who wear their Bluetooth phone ear-piece in public.
What's worse is when bratty kids shit chrome trim all over the exterior of their Bathtubs. Worse than that are the hood intakes, and flames you can put on your Bathtub. Go to the PT Cruiser website to build your custom Bathtub. You'll feel nauseous by the time you're done making yours.
Ford Focus
What can I say? It reminds me of a plastic, toy car and it looks like a short, bald, fat kid with an underbite.
Mazda Miata
The Miata has always been a gay man's car. It's been the wuss of the 'sports car' world for years. We aren't judging based on performance though. This most recent model looks like a freakin sardine. What's worse than a Mazda Miata? A Miata with an exhaust tip.
Toyota Yaris
This car depresses me. Something about it reminds me of all of those hideous economy cars over in Europe. I know this isn't a European car, but it represents the beginning of the fall of the automobile industry.
These are in no particular order.Smart Fortwo
You might have never seen this car before. It's made by Smart, a company started by and owned by Mercedes. This car is so ugly that it's not even allowed to be imported into America and I've only seen two on the road. Thank god.
Pontiac Aztek
Not only is the car ugly, but in an attempt to be cute, Pontiac spelled 'Aztec' with a 'k' instead of a 'c.' Nice going. Pontiac predicted 75,000 Azteks would be sold in the year 2001 when it was first released. To their surprise, they were only able to real in around 12,000 public buyers for the entire year. Some concept cars should remain just that; concepts. Not only
Fiat Panda
Too much, too much too much. It's like the exterior accessories fairy threw up on this thing.
FJ Cruiser
The first time I was at the Dallas Auto Show and there were literally people (including me) walking around this thing while pointing and laughing. Surprisingly enough, this thing has developed a specific, cult following.
The FJ Cruiser looks like a toy and has a big, ugly front bumper that doesn't match at all. The thing is square in the back, but the front part and headlights are round. It just doesn't match. The other thing that makes this car seem less attractive is that it's being made in yellow and baby blue. The silver, white and black versions don't look as bad. Although it's starting to grow on me, it will remain on my ugly car list.
Isuzu VehiCROSS
The first time I saw this thing, my jaw dropped and I shat myself (it was a manly shit). After that, I laughed my ass off. No, the front bumper didn't fall off and no, there's not supposed to be a grill there. This thing is so ugly, the only thing I can compare it to is a fat kid who accidentally shaved his penis and balls off. Look at it. You see what I'm talking about?
posted by Shat @ 2:42 PM
